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Battles of Fits for the Fittiest Fit by a Toddler

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Boom-Boom is seriously going BOOM from a Fit extravaganza.

I knew they were coming….as long as there is still candy in grocery check-out lines, Netflix Kids streams more than 2 options, and someone asks for a bite of THEIR string cheese….there will be fits.

The first one was at the Library.  He literally laid down on the floor, and started crying as I wouldn’t hold him.while I checked out our books.  I know.  I’m a MONSTER!

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My immediate reaction was “Awwww, his first fit” as I tried to discreetly get out my iPhone camera to take above picture.  A lady approached us to help.  She kneeled down to Boom and was all “AWWWWW WHAT”S WRONG SWEETIE?”  This stranger affection caused him to immediately bolt up, and hide behind my legs.  The distraction provided me with enough time to finish checking out, and get out before all the senior citizens, enjoying their free 30 minutes of internet, murdered us.

Another huge fit occurred over Boom to throwing away his diapers.  A tiny bit of responsibility for him, and in a way, a small ThankYou to us for this treacherous doody duty. (Like that pun…huhhhhhh?!)
And Boom LIKED the task.  He was excited to throw his diapers away, and seemed to get a small level of satisfaction for a job well down.
Until the fateful day…..
I asked him to throw away his diaper.  He got up.  His eyes filled with rage.  Looked at the diaper I handed him.  Grabbed it, and THREW IT ON THE GROUND yelling “NOOO!” Then just in case I didn’t get the message he repeated this action multiple times in a row.

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And all I could do was turn away from him….and LAUGH.
Its just too funny to take seriously.  But I  know he wants me to take it seriously, so I have to try and think of sick kittens… maybe missing a limb & with hobo sacks…and slowly turn around with a stern expression.

Aughhhh…sooo hard.

There was a repeat performance of this exact fit with asking him to put his water bottle on his little table.  STILL, just as funny.

I always think of Tina Fey’s story of her toddler daughter in the bathtub. “She got real mad that I took her out of the bath, and she looked me square in the eyes, and with two tiny little hands, choked me … And it’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you.”

I know one day I will not enjoy these fits.  I will actually truly take them seriously.  But, until he’s old enough to figure out how to drive the car in a ditch,  these outbursts are my new favorite show.

What has been the favorite fit your dude or dudette has done?

Mine is the fit he throws EVERY TIME I PEE.  I think this fit is leftover from me peeing before I would nurse him in the mornings.  But, still every time!

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